I can’t stand CLUB SPARKLERS !!! The idea itself, the look of it, the smell of it, all of it…is THIRST !!! Don’t get me wrong, I’ve been at tables before, been a part of bottle service and all but…those little skimpy ass hussies working there, work for YOU !!! You can tell them you don’t want the sparklers. I mean, why do you need to announce it to the whole gotdamn club, “HEYYYYY, LOOK AT ME…I GOT A BOTTLE” ?!. Actually, I do know why…cuz those are the thirsty individuals. And its not everybody, I know…some people are just too drunk to even be thinking about turning down the sparklers, they don’t give a fuck. I feel it. But for me, when I get those 3 bottles of Jack at whoever’s next party, I want my shit WITHOUT sparklers. Got my table smelling like 5th of July now, burnt my homegirl weave up in the process, and now they got my enemies across the way knowing where I’m at. Fuck that. I want no parts !!!

I can’t stand CLUB SPARKLERS !!! The idea itself, the look of it, the smell of it, all of it…is THIRST !!! Don’t get me wrong, I’ve been at tables before, been a part of bottle service and all but…those little skimpy ass hussies working there, work for YOU !!! You can tell them you don’t want the sparklers. I mean, why do you need to announce it to the whole gotdamn club, “HEYYYYY, LOOK AT ME…I GOT A BOTTLE” ?!. Actually, I do know why…cuz those are the thirsty individuals. And its not everybody, I know…some people are just too drunk to even be thinking about turning down the sparklers, they don’t give a fuck. I feel it. But for me, when I get those 3 bottles of Jack at whoever’s next party, I want my shit WITHOUT sparklers. Got my table smelling like 5th of July now, burnt my homegirl weave up in the process, and now they got my enemies across the way knowing where I’m at. Fuck that. I want no parts !!!

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